“Although it should be noted that Ikea furniture, like certain brands of vodka, is cheap and will do the trick but will eventually lead you to require the assistance of like three friends.” —Male and Female Perspectives on Barack Obama’s State of the Union: Makeup, Headbands, and Drama! (via vanityfair)
Concert night tonight! I look like a million bucks and I’m ready to dance all night.
“Also believe that peanut butter and bacon have been neglected as food groups, particularly when eaten together.” —December 28, 7am. The Autobiography of FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life, My Tapes. (via bbook)