September 2010
19 posts
Boom
Roasted.
Cornroast 2010 win.
1.5 hours of hot yoga undone by 1 chicken quesadilla.
Health fail.
Slacklining + Beer
This has got to be the worst kind of drunk. Ever. I had like one tall boy and then jumped on a slackline and now everything sucks.
Snooki's on Letterman.
I know what I’m doing tonight.
“And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
—When Harry Met Sally
“I love that you get cold when it’s seventy degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes, and I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.”
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When Harry met Sally
(via kari-shma)
There is a motherfucking mouse
In my motherfucking house.
Tattoo appointment tomorrow!
So much excitement!
What is your favourite thing to eat after a hard drinking night at the bar?
The best thing ever is leftover quesadila. There is nothing like it. Like wine and cheese it really only gets better with age.
If I can’t get a quesadila then bacon & eggs with a big cup of orange juice always makes me happy.
“There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness -Carl Jung”
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"Phonics" isn't spelled the way it sounds.
Goddamn worst irony ever.
4 months 'til Christmas...
and I am already making presents.