April 2010
62 posts
Sneaky Pen-Stealing Cat →
collegehumor.com
I’m sitting alone in my house laughing out loud to this cat. For the fifth time in a row.
“You’re like a fun vampire. Because you don’t suck blood. You just suck.”
—Troy, Community
Ch-ch-ch-check it out →
myjelloamericans.blogspot.com
It’s got a bunch of recipes for different types of gourmet jell-o shots, and the best name for a blog ever.
- C: Are those the directions to get here?
- N: Yeah...
- C: And what are those? Directions to get back home?
- N: No, man. They're directions to another kegger.
Good Idea: Drinking with your friend
Bad idea: Drinking a 40 of Kahlua with your friend.
Good news!
She likes her present! And she french-braided my hair!
I just had a flashback to my childhood.
I was looking into my gigantic box of crayons trying to find the black one and I pulled out the blue and purple ones first. This always used to happen to me and it would always piss me off..
Yeah Yeah!
- Dinner last night: Beef Stir-fry
- Breakfast today: Apple cinnamon cheerios
- Lunch today: Smoked salmon and cream cheese on a sesame seed bagel, apple with cinnamon and brown sugar, Fresca
- For dinner today I’m going to have: Steak and mashed potatoes, amaretto and coke, cookies
Exams are over and I’m going to eat like a King. Also going smoke a cigar and drink a beer on my porch. Maybe dance around a little bit. I’m so happy it’s summer.
“I called it the Armageddon Alarm because every time it goes off I think it’s the second coming of Christ.”
—My roommate has to have the most ridiculous clock ever. She always asks if she can use it since she knows it’ll scare my pants off if I don’t know what’s making all the noise.
You Better You Bet- The Who →
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I don’t really mind how much you love me.
A little is alright.
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“Sometimes you just gotta spray and pray.”
—
My friend wanted some advice and asked if it’s better to focus your attention on one boy or a whole bunch of boys at the same time.
This was the answer she got from one of her guy friends. It’s apparently used in the video-gaming world, when you pick a gun that uses the most bullets and just shoot it around in the hopes that it hits and kills something.
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My brother got a job!
I told him to buy tickets to “Jersey Boys” with his first paycheck since he’s wanted to see it for literally a year.
