- C: Are those the directions to get here?
- N: Yeah...
- C: And what are those? Directions to get back home?
- N: No, man. They're directions to another kegger.
Bad idea: Drinking a 40 of Kahlua with your friend.
She likes her present! And she french-braided my hair!
I was looking into my gigantic box of crayons trying to find the black one and I pulled out the blue and purple ones first. This always used to happen to me and it would always piss me off..
- Dinner last night: Beef Stir-fry
- Breakfast today: Apple cinnamon cheerios
- Lunch today: Smoked salmon and cream cheese on a sesame seed bagel, apple with cinnamon and brown sugar, Fresca
- For dinner today I’m going to have: Steak and mashed potatoes, amaretto and coke, cookies
Exams are over and I’m going to eat like a King. Also going smoke a cigar and drink a beer on my porch. Maybe dance around a little bit. I’m so happy it’s summer.
My friend wanted some advice and asked if it’s better to focus your attention on one boy or a whole bunch of boys at the same time.
This was the answer she got from one of her guy friends. It’s apparently used in the video-gaming world, when you pick a gun that uses the most bullets and just shoot it around in the hopes that it hits and kills something.
I told him to buy tickets to “Jersey Boys” with his first paycheck since he’s wanted to see it for literally a year.