April 2010
62 posts
March 2010
29 posts
A jumper cable walks into a bar...
The bartender says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything”.
letterstocrushes.com →
Super cute <3
"The Weight" -Weezer →
“How does Lady Gaga like her steak?”
– Raw raw rawrawraw.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
“You bought lactose fruit juice?”
– I didn’t. I did buy lots of lactose-free cheese for the wine-and-cheese party tonight though.
“I just realised today that shit is hot.”
– My friend said this to me today. He totally meant to say “she’s hot”
I had a joke in highschool that I was going to design a satellite with all my fabulous engineering talent and name it “The Shatellite” after Bill Shatner.
GQ Interviews Captain Kirk →
Friday night win. All over the place.
“Some men may follow me, but you chose any girl but me. Why’re you so...”
I'm pump-ed.
Mama Bear lent me her Christian Louboutin black patent heels for the formal.
